I am not a spy.
But I do work for a secret government intelligence and securities agency that conducts covert activities and saves the world on a regular basis...
Having said that, would you believe me if I said my life was surprisingly dull. Mostly I do data entry and make coffee.
Also, I’m single
Last night I was living happily with long term boyfriend, today I’m a spinster who lives alone with her two cats, and since I have no one to talk to right now (talking to my cats would take me down a disturbing path I am only narrowly avoiding as it is) this is really my only other option.
As I was saying... I’m single now; we just broke up last night.
Because he’s a cheating scumbag whose private area is going to rot painfully and slowly, before hopefully falling off while in line at the post office...
I miss him.
I'm going to work.